Guess What

 

That's a BFN Pregnancy test there. In case you've never seen one. I have . A lot. So many in fact that I've developed a theory. My theory is that positive pregnancy tests don't actually exist. They don't. They're not real. They're just all a part of the fairly tail lie told when you are a impressionable little girl looking to a life with prince charming and 2-3 little charmings with starry eyes.

25 months. I've peed on a lot of sticks (or dipped the cheapy internet sticks into my pee, always fun) like this in the last 25 months. A LOT. Every single one with the same result. What did Einstein say? The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting a different result. Hmmm……